Congressman concerned that Guam will tip over if there are too many people on it. Yes, you read that right.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

This is a congressman who is concerned that the island of Guam will tip over if there are too many people on it. SERIOUSLY.

Favorite quote: "We don't anticipate that happening, sir." Can you imagine being an intelligent military officer who has to make tough decisions that can be second guessed by people who wonder if the Island of Guam will tip over if there are too many people on it? Can you?

And I don't want to hear ANY excuses. If he is having this much trouble with the real world, I don't want him voting on issues, laws and taxes that will affect me. WTF, folks... who the fuck elected him?