This tutorial is designed specifically for self-loathers. Follow these instructions carefully to become extremely unhappy, poor, disrespected, lonely, and better yet, to hate yourself even more.
Tell all your friends and family how they can make millions by joining this "awesome" new MLM (Multi-Level Marketing)company that only costs $100 a month.
Whenever you meet an attractive new person of the opposite sex, be sure to talk at length about all of your problems.
Use credit cards to pay for everything.
When a credit card "stops working," apply for a new one.
Sunday, September 10, 2006
Ouch!!!
Man, do I know some folks who need to read this... And you know who you are. LOL.
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