The top ten reasons it's cool to live in the stupidest state:
- Most everyone you meet is as dumb as you are.
- No big words
- Finally understand why the writers at the Arizona Republic write like they do
- People in other states will stop moving here
- You can finally wear one of them cool ball caps and not feel out of place
- With even mediocre smarts, you can be elected (no - wait, that's everywhere)
- Bar gets set so low, you can trip over it... moron
- Telemarketers will stop calling due to difficulties in communication
- Now have an excuse to move to Yuma... Tucson? ... Doh... San Diego?
- You can now join DIGG and make comments on the home page
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