Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Yay! ... uh, what was duh qweschun?

Well, I just heard on the radio that Arizona is rated the stupidest state. Ok. Well, there are some perks to that...

The top ten reasons it's cool to live in the stupidest state:
  1. Most everyone you meet is as dumb as you are.
  2. No big words
  3. Finally understand why the writers at the Arizona Republic write like they do
  4. People in other states will stop moving here
  5. You can finally wear one of them cool ball caps and not feel out of place
  6. With even mediocre smarts, you can be elected (no - wait, that's everywhere)
  7. Bar gets set so low, you can trip over it... moron
  8. Telemarketers will stop calling due to difficulties in communication
  9. Now have an excuse to move to Yuma... Tucson? ... Doh... San Diego?
  10. You can now join DIGG and make comments on the home page
Anyway... the damn survey was made by a - ta-da - textbook manufacturer and the fact that Arizona spends the least with them probably never was considered. Nawwww....

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