Next top fashion photographer... my ass.

Groan... no, double grown. Can't wait for the bitchiness to reveal itself... "I hear his lenses aren't sharp..." Actually I plan on sparing my brain from this useless pop-fart, but some folks will get hooked and think that my life is like that...

"Why, yes it is. Thanks for asking... wanker."

And what's with all the British and Australian accents? There wasn't a single photographer in the US to do this job? Well, actually.... hmmmm..., I guess that's a good thing. Wanker.

whats the jackanory ?: Next top fashion photographer: "Well its finally here, VH1 unleashes its latest reality show The Shot on us this Sunday at 10.00pm est. Ten aspiring wannabees come under the mentor ship of the shows host, the legendary (their word not mine) fashion photographer, the sharp shooter from down under, yes the man with the golden mane himself Russell James (above). In the first episode James reveals whats at stake for the winner; a $ 100,000 cash prize, a shot at shooting a fashion spread for Marie Claire magazine and a national ad campaign for Victoria's Secret and the right to call yourself America's next top fashion photographer.

First up is a nude shoot and a very rocky boat that would test the stomachs of even the most serious pro. And so both the glamorous and not so glamorous sides of high fashion are already revealed from the git go. Hooked already right ?

'VH1 shows have been train wrecks, Flavor of Love and The Surreal Life. It can be a career-wrecker. But the way VH1 presented this one, they wanted it to be real and credible, not just star-driven.' Russell James"