So wrong on so many levels...

And yet it does have a ring of truth in it. NOTE: I was sent this on my FaceBook and am merely passing it on. For, uh, research purposes only.

Top Ten Model Mayhem Lists I Haven't Made Yet
1. Thank God I Didn't Shoot This Fucking Photo
2. Who Says A Cell Phone Can't Be A Camera?
3. You Have a Pretty Decent Port For A Waitress at Hooters
4. Just Because You're Color Blind Remember That The Rest of Us Aren't
5. Thanks To You I Want To Punch My Lasik Surgeon In The Mouth
6. Gollum & Frodo Share A Tender Moment
7. Oh, How Unfortunate
8. TFP Includes Arby's On Me, Seriously
9. It's Funny You Don't Do Gay Porn Because As Soon As I Saw Your Port I Thought "Gay Porn"
10. You Broke Photoshop!!!!

See what I mean?