Some Tag Lines for Photographers

We were getting a little crazy today discussing the recent post at Lighting Essentials.

"If You Have No Customer Skills, No Problem, You Will Soon Have No Customers"

Here's what we came up with over at FaceBook.

"You'll Love the Work, If We Remember to Show Up"

"You Can Pay More, But, They're Just Pictures, So Who Cares"

"Yeah, I'm a Photographer. You Wanna Get Nekkid?"

"Starving Artist Photographer: Will Shoot for Pastrami"

"Pictures That Usually Don't Suck"

"Photographers are a Dime A Dozen, We are a Dime FOR a Dozen"

"Hire Us to Do Your Wedding, Chances Are the Wedding Won't Take Anyway"

"Why Spend a Bundle on Photos, Face It... Your Fat and Unattractive Anyway"

"I really need to make this work... my IT job is getting a little hinky"

"We only work after 5:30 and on weekends."

"I do massage, photography, computer repair and baby-sitting."

"Will photograph for beer."

"Will photograph for wine."

"Will photograph for dope."

"Your wedding free!!!! I'm working on a portfolio."

"Photography Cheap - Pants Extra."

"All you can use photography. One low price."

"Come talk to me at the drive thru window."

"While I photograph you, my cousin can do your drywall and brother can mow your lawn"

"Photographers are a Dime a Dozen, We are a Dime for a Dozen Photographs"

" We don't charge much because, frankly, we have no fucking idea what we are doing"

Please feel free to steal and use these... after all, they are on the internet where everything is free.

I may even designate them a CC (Completely Crappy) if you want... what do I care... I am working on a gig now that will only take me three days and cost $1100 - BUT - I get photo credit.

Soooo hotttt.

Thanks to Kirk and James.

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