Hmmm... Well,,,, It wasn't me

... although I have felt like doing this to the next spammer who tries to enlarge my maleness and sell me a mortgage. I would say "what goes around..." Naw. (...you just did - ed.)

Yeah. I guess I did. (hat tip: Kevin)

Russia’s Biggest Spammer Brutally Murdered in Apartment - NEWS - MOSNEWS.COM: "Vardan Kushnir, notorious for sending spam to each and every citizen of Russia who appeared to have an e-mail, was found dead in his Moscow apartment on Sunday, Interfax reported Monday. He died after suffering repeated blows to the head."