You know, a friend of mine sent me an internet the other day and it didn't get here till much later, having been obvously stuck in one of those damn tubes. I am now asking that all of you to make sure that the tubes aren't crammed with enourmous amounts of material before you send me your internets. If you really need it to get to me, please put your internet on a big truck and push that "send truck" button thing.
All this time and now I find out about them tubes. Them f'n tubes. Hopefully soon the horses will run through the tubes clearing them out so my personal internets will get through without being put on a internet truck.
I hate to be rude, but if you are this ignorant, shouldn't you just smile, wave and keep your mouth shut. (Not normally a John Stewart fan, but this is right on the money.) I hope your tubes aren't clogged.
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